Brendan's Top 13 Things on my "Life List"

1. Sit in a recliner in a cottage in Michigan next to the fire with my dog at my feet, a good book in my hand and a soft snow falling in the forest outside and nobody around for miles
2. Open a No-Kill Rescue Shelter
3. Throw out the first pitch at a White Sox game
4. Learn to Sail
5. Publish multiple books (Hey Beautiful, Luckily Luna and The Adventures of Alvin “Muddy Pants” Studebaker)
6. Compete in the World Series of Poker Main Event
7. Host a Radio Show with more than just friends and family that listen
8. Bowl a perfect game
9. Spend a year in Ireland working at a pub or a museum
10. Be a contestant on Jeopardy and make it a “True Daily Double”
11. Murder McCaulay Culkin and “comfort” a grieving Mila Kunis
12. Convince NBC to bring back “The Black Donnellys”
13. Learn to play the piano


Honorable Mentions
• Become wealthy enough to maintain a casual cocaine habit
• Create my own ice cream flavor- possible title “Frank and Beans”
• Appear on either Heroes, Chuck or Glee
• Hang out with Paul Rudd